JURAGAN999: THE KING OF CASHFLOW

This guy/bro/legend, Juragan999, ain't your average Joe. He's the mastermind/hustler/wizard behind a cashflow empire that flows like water/spills over/makes waves. Word on the street is he knows every trick in the book/has connections everywhere/can sniff out a good deal from miles away. Some say he's got a golden touch/an angel investor's blessing